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Jan 28th 2004

R. Kelly & Michael

This is too good to be made up.

January 28, 2004 — A Cook County judge has given R-and-B star R-Kelly permission to travel to Los Angeles to attend next month’s Grammy Awards — but he can’t associate with pop star Michael Jackson.

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Posted by doug in doug, humor |

2 Responses to “R. Kelly & Michael”

  1. January 28th, 2004 at 3:58 pm
    travis

    my fav quote from the article:

    The travel order for Kelly, perhaps best known for the Grammy-winning song “I Believe I Can Fly,” called for him to travel to Los Angeles by bus, said Cook County State’s Attorney’s Office spokesman Tom Stanton.

  2. January 29th, 2004 at 2:40 am
    dan

    Wow, two convictions without a single trial! What a time-saver!

    I do like the thought of an ego-maniacal pop star having to ride the bus, though.

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