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Jan 14th 2006

race to “tree bark” flavor

tree bark...or sand

apparently, atkins advantage and powerbar are in some sort of race to see whose bars can taste more like tree bark. see the text of a recent atkins ad:

90% less sugar and 70% more protein and fiber than PowerBar.


squirrels everywhere are salivating.

One Response to “race to “tree bark” flavor”

  1. "bob"

    For a bar that does not taste like bark, I recommend the snickers energy bars… like YUMMY! An energy bar made by a candy bar vendor..