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May 30th 2007

What is the word I’m looking for?

…oh yeah, STUPID.

To be fair, dumb, selfish, and dangerous would work too.

Groom With TB Under Federal Quarantine:

The man, however, told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that doctors didn’t order him not to fly and only suggested he put off his long-planned wedding in Greece. He knew he had a form of tuberculosis and that it was resistant to first-line drugs, but he didn’t realize it could be so dangerous, he said.

“We headed off to Greece thinking everything’s fine,” said the man, who declined to be identified because of the stigma attached to his diagnosis.

He flew to Paris on May 12 aboard Air France Flight 385. While in Europe, health authorities reached him with the news that further tests had revealed his TB was a rare, “extensively drug-resistant” form, far more dangerous than he knew. They ordered him into isolation, saying he should turn himself over to Italian officials.

Instead, the man flew from Prague to Montreal on May 24 aboard Czech Air Flight 0104, then drove into the United States at Champlain, N.Y. He told the newspaper he was afraid that if he didn’t get back to the U.S., he wouldn’t get the treatment he needed to survive.

“Everything’s fine honey! I’ve just got a drug resistant strain of TB! Isn’t the Mediterranean lovely?”

This dude is straight out of central casting; the typical moron in those B-movie horror flicks who leaves the door open for the serial killer.

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