senator tom daschle announces he’s going ‘tranny’
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in the photo (left) an exasperated daschle defends himself before viewers of the jerry springer show. reportedly, daschle’s mother tricked him into appearing on the show by telling him that president bush had resigned and named him the new president. while this proved to be false, daschle later said, quote, “i was pretty sure she was kidding all along.” |
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after being insulted by members of springers’ studio audience, including being called a “stupid-ass cracka,” by one audience member, daschle admitted that he will soon undergo sex change surgery. he made the decision when he met this man, sergio fontana, (see photo, left) who is, according to daschle, “a beautifully formed italian heartthrob.” the picture at left shows their first meeting, but future greetings have been much steamier. daschle apparently plans on being the woman in the relationship. |