all-encompassingly

1. a refreshing personal-responsibility rant

2. proving anyone can post on the internet….

3. break the chain

4. black market babies–dirt cheap!

5. black people love them!

6. fight AOL’s aggressive CD distro campaign that has been going on for the last dozen years or so. somewhere in a rain forest, the tree that CDs are made from is endangered because of AOL’s brazen postal harassment.

7. have fun with the new way to make phone calls! no setup required! no phone required! but we especially recommend shopping the funstore