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Jul 19th 2005

Suspected Suicide Bomber

Arthur Chrenkoff points us to a recent Reuters article:

A suspected suicide bomber died on Tuesday in the western Afghan city of Herat while attempting to assassinate a local police chief, police said.

The unidentified man died in an explosion as he tried to approach the car of Khawja Isa, the police chief of Enjil district of Herat province near the border with Iran, Nisar Ahmad Paikar, a police official in the city of Herat, told Reuters.

“Suspected”, heh. As Chrenkoff puts it:

I guess it’s only right and proper not to prejudge guilt in this case (particularly when the explodee will now never get a chance for fair trial) - after all, it could have been an entirely innocent case of Spontaneous Human Explosion.

One Response to “Suspected Suicide Bomber”

  1. doug, i dub you the king of “heh”.

    congratulations.

    and don’t you dare come back with the response that i know you are thinking of right now, your majesty.

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