all-encompassingly

we still remember mitch hedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Oct 2nd 2009

Celebrity Health Care PSA Response(s)

I will believe anything a celebrity says! Is there any cure for this condition?

Logic.

Sep 19th 2009

Mashup: Kanye West Interrupts….Obama’s Speech

Sep 15th 2009

Sign of the Apocalypse #1,123

ACORN (“Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now”) issued the following statement about a lender’s misconduct after foreclosing on a $12 million Malibu beach property:
“This is the ultimate example of dancing on the shattered dreams of the millions of Americans who’ve lost their homes. They should be ashamed of themselves,” said Association of Community Organizations […]

Sep 13th 2009

WTF Kanye West?

Time to check into rehab, loser.

May 20th 2009

Obama Was “Esteemed Harvard University Law Professor,” Says BET

Arizona State University says it will not bestow an honorary degree on President Barack Obama – the esteemed Harvard University Law professor, former U.S. Senator, best-selling author, Grammy Award-winner, and undeniable leader of the free world – saying it is not clear that his body of work justifies such an honor.

From those crack internet sleuths […]

May 8th 2009

Michelle Obama: She’s Just Like You and Me!

On work-life balance:

Everyone should have a chief of staff and a set of personal assistants.
…..
If people here are like me — I call myself a 120-percenter. If I’m not doing any job at 120 percent, I think I’m failing. So if you’re trying to do that at home and at work, you find it […]

Jul 17th 2008

File Under: No Longer Care

I apologize for inflicting ‘The View’ on readers of this blog, but I think the flow of conversation over there is at least helpful to show how a group of unintelligent people can struggle with this complex issue. Particularly, I refer to the “two worlds” discussion that begins at about the 4:25 mark. As someone […]

Mar 2nd 2008

marion cotillard on 9/11

her remarks make me wonder why she is wasting her gigantic brain as an actress. she needs to be employed in a thinking profession:
Oscar winner Marion Cotillard raised eyebrows around the world Saturday when it emerged that she doubted the official account of the 9/11 attacks.
“I think we’re lied to about a number of things,” […]

Oct 11th 2007

bonaduce tosses fairplay

i like this danny bonaduce clip:

not sure if it beats this one, though:

Aug 22nd 2007

thumbs down, oprah

i never liked her that much. then my wife convinced me that she was great. now, we have decided together that she had lost her touch. i don’t know what it is. if you caught her appearance on ellen degeneres’ show, you know exactly what i am talking about. she […]