Venezuela, running out of toilet paper.
Meghan McCain was quite upset about adulterer and loser Mark Sanford winning the South Carolina congressional special election last night:
Which prompted this response:
If you disagree with anything in this video, you need to have your head examined.
Secret Service agents: If for any reason you couldn’t see all the tourist sites in Cartagena, we are now offering fares starting at 29,000 pesos.
Dick Clark has died at 82. This is not expected to interfere with his duties as the host of New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.
— Jim Norton (@JimNorton) April 18, 2012
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In lieu of flowers, the family respectfully asked that donations be sent to the American Cancer Society or to the campaign of whoever is running against President Obama in 2012.