all-encompassingly

we still remember mitch hedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

May 22nd 2010

Best Way to Understand New Arizona Immigration Law? Actually Read It.

Please spare us the doomsday scenarios and predictions until you have read the law. Opponents of the law claim it will lead to racial profiling and discrimination. This is a possibility with any and every law. If Arizona wanted to stick it to hispanics, it didn’t need to pass an immigration law, it could have […]

Apr 30th 2010

Evil, Racist New Arizona Law

Check out the evil new Arizona law:

“Every alien…shall at all times carry with him and have in his personal possession any certificate of alien registration or alien registration receipt card issued to him…Any alien who fails to comply…shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and…fined not to exceed $100 or be imprisoned not more than 30 […]

May 13th 2009

Illegal Immigration Straw Men Debunked

By Representative Lamar Smith of the 21st District of Texas (May 6, 2009):
Organizations such as the National Council of La Raza, the Mexican-American Legal Defense and Educational Fund (MALDEF), the League of United Latin American Citizens (LULAC) and the Migration Policy Institute know that most Americans disagree with their desire for amnesty. Most Americans want […]

Apr 1st 2009

Prediction: Obama’s Illegal Immigrant Aunt Will Get Asylum in the US

Under normal circumstance, she probably wouldn’t. Those seeking asylum in the US have a short period in which to apply, something like one year from the date of arrival here. Once that petition is rejected, as hers was, they don’t generally get to apply again. Making matters worse for Obama’s aunt, she was ordered deported […]

Jun 24th 2008

Finnaly, Tightening Our Borders

Boy George was denied a US visa.

Apr 6th 2008

Absolut-ly Retarded

I can say, with complete certainty, that I will never drink Absolut Vodka ever again.

Dec 5th 2007

laura ingraham on mike huckabee

a follow up to doug’s post. kind of like turning the commentary “on” on your DVD of the primary season:

ouch.

Sep 22nd 2007

la raza’s hero

15 paragraphs in this news story are real. one is satire. try to pick it out.

Phoenix police Officer Nick Erfle survived two bouts of cancer to put back on his uniform and patrol the city’s streets.
On Tuesday, a jaywalker shot him in the face and killed him.
“He’s a hard charger. Even though he […]

Jun 29th 2007

mexican invasion

Is it Assimilation or Invasion?
by: Phyllis Schlafly
November 28, 2001
(excerpted)
The 9/11 events temporarily shelved the foolish proposals to grant amnesty to three million Mexicans illegally living in our country. Unfortunately, there is no indication that Mexico has retreated from its longtime goal of opening the U.S. border.
In Chicago on July 27, 1997, then Mexican President […]

Jun 29th 2007

don’t forget to say ‘thank you’

here is an excerpt from my email to mitch mcconnell, who finally voted the right way in the end:

Mitch,
Thank you for your vote Thursday that helped defeat the misguided Senate immigration proposal. I appreciate that you listened to your constituents and stood up for us today.
Travis

say thank you to your senator here. before […]