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Jul 19th 2007

Astounding

I’m no expert on the Vietnam War, but this seems a bit…off-base.
Kerry bathUploaded by dollarsandsense123

May 30th 2007

Pimp My Spacecraft

John Kerry emerges from his newly renovated sub-orbital spacecraft.

 
Apparently Kerry’s 2004 campaign owes some money:
John Kerry spent $1.4 million more than federal rules allowed during his 2004 presidential bid, primarily on customizing two campaign planes, according to a draft audit by the Federal Election Commission.
If the commissioners approve the staff findings at a meeting […]

Nov 28th 2006

“i botched the joke” revisited

earlier this month, john kerry told a bunch of community college students that the only option left for those who underperform in school is a tour of duty in iraq.

“Of course I’m sorry about a botched joke. You think I love botched jokes?” Kerry said during an appearance on Don Imus’ nationally syndicated […]

Nov 2nd 2006

Flipper!

 
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Senator John F(lipper) Kerry is back! What a difference a day makes.
October 31, 2006
Let me make it crystal clear, as crystal clear as I know how: I apologize to no one for my criticism of the president and of his broken policy. [editor: criticism of the president…right…]
If anyone owes our troops in the fields […]

Nov 2nd 2006

John Kerry: “Troops will be poor, black, and prone to war crimes (and stupid!)”

John Kerry (who served in Vietnam, FYI) has always bashed the military. This nonsense about “Ohhh! But why would a respected veteran criticize the military?” is, well, nonsense.
Back in 1972 Kerry wrote the following:
I am convinced a volunteer army would be an army of the poor and the black and the brown

We must not […]

Nov 2nd 2006

VIDEO: john kerry’s unflagging support for our military

john kerry has always supported the US military. just check out this video. it is proof that we are probably taking kerry’s most recent comments (implying US troops are stupid) out of context. because john kerry would never disparage the troops. john kerry reported for duty in august 2004 and has […]

Nov 2nd 2006

photo: stupid soldiers stuck in iraq

they’re responding to john kerry’s recent remarks made at pasadena city college:

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

i’m glad our well-educated soldiers can laugh […]

Nov 1st 2006

Right Wing Nut Jobs

John Kerry is sick of the outrage and criticism from right wing nut jobs.
Senator John Kerry issued the following statement in response to White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, assorted right wing nut-jobs, and right wing talk show hosts desperately distorting Kerry’s comments about President Bush to divert attention from their disastrous record.
Indeed. These […]

Nov 1st 2006

Hillary: “Thank you, John.”

“…it would have been fun in 2008, but you’ve given me Christmas in November.”
Sen. Hillary Clinton, speaking at a Kingston campaign stop this morning, joined the chorus of Democrats criticizing Sen. John Kerry for what the former presidential candidate has called a joke gone awry.
“What Sen. Kerry said was inappropriate,” she said.
Will John Edwards join […]

Nov 1st 2006

Bloopers Happen

From one who would know:
The head of the Democratic party also downplayed Kerry’s remarks. “Kerry made a blooper. Bloopers happen,” Howard Dean told reporters in Burlington, Vermont.
Yeaaaaarrrrgh!