all-encompassingly

we still remember mitch hedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Mar 17th 2014

This is about right.

Have you ever flown a Boeing 777, or ridden in one, or saw one at the airport? Please report to CNN for your interview
— Noah Pollak (@NoahPollak) March 17, 2014

And, heh.

@NoahPollak None of the above, but I have seen Executive Decision, Air Force One & first couple of seasons of Lost, and I have some […]

Jan 23rd 2014

Because…news.

Dec 25th 2009

Merry Christmas

May 26th 2009

Amazing 3rd World Dude

Looks like not only are we falling behind other countries in science and math, but also in basic day labor skills.

May 10th 2009

Happy Mother’s Day

Aug 25th 2008

Ahhh…English

A funny poem I saw on Wikipedia today:

I take it you already know,
Of tough and bough and cough and dough.
Others may stumble, but not you,
On hiccough, thorough, laugh and through.
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps.
Beware of heard, a dreadful word,
That looks like beard and sounds like bird.
And dead – […]

Aug 20th 2008

747 landing on St. Maarten

I assume they don’t let tall trucks drive on the road there…

 

Aug 15th 2008

Coign of Vantage

 

Aug 5th 2008

I blame global warming

CNN reports that more than 100,000 rare gorillas were found in Congo.
credit: diskychick
 

Jul 29th 2008

Yet another reason to avoid importing millions in cash from Nigeria…

…or Mexico.