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Sep 15th 2004

The Real Worry About Kerry’s Campaign

While Republicans are elated at the utter disarray of John F. Kerry’s campaign, there is something all voters can draw from the situation. Surprisingly, former Gore 2000 campaign chief Tony Coelho hit the nail on the head:

“It also starts to impact in regard to the whole image of leadership. If someone can’t control a message in a presidential campaign, how are you going to be a good president?”

But then again, who needs leadership when we can just send nuclear fuel to Iran?

One Response to “The Real Worry About Kerry’s Campaign”

  1. Although if we do give them nuclear fuel, we can sabotage it like we did to the Russian oil pipeline back in the Reagan years.

    Those were the days I tells ya…