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Nov 11th 2004

The Terrorist & The Whore

terrorist_whore.jpgWe are reminded, on this day of celebration, that The Terrorist was married. Many people are surprised to learn that Yasser Arafat’s wife, Suha, had not seen the terrorist/Nobel Peace Prize recipient since 2002 (the start of the recent intifada). It must of been a joyous reunion when Yasser was wheeled into a Parisian hospital to receive treatment for his unknown illness. But alas, all disgusting and repulsive things must come to an end. Including the marriage of The Terrorist and The Whore.

According to dictionary.com:

whore n.

1. A prostitute.
2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
3. A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

intr.v. whored, whor·ing, whores
1. To associate or have sexual relations with prostitutes or a prostitute.
2. To accept payment in exchange for sexual relations.
3. To compromise one’s principles for personal gain.

The beloved Suha Arafat fits at least three of the six definitions provided above. Since I am unaware as to her personal dallyings in Paris for the last two years while Yasser has been holed up in Ramallah, I’m not sure if the others are as descriptive of her dark and empty soul.

2 Responses to “The Terrorist & The Whore”

  1. An interesting assertion. She does fit the criteria.
    I have no sympathy for her; she did marry and consumate that marriage with an evil man, and became rich in the process. She is what the women of NOW aspire to: rich, out of husband’s influence, and beloved by the French.

  2. I’m a whore and I’m loving it!