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Apr 17th 2008

Thou shalt not criticize Me

This is the first and great commandment of the Obamessiah.

Statuesque Obama
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Thoughts on last night’s debate, from the mouth of He who has come to save America:

“They like stirring up controversy and they like playing gotcha games, getting us to attack each other,” he said. “Senator Clinton looked in her element. She was taking every opportunity to get a dig in there. That’s her right to kind of twist the knife a little bit … that’s the lesson she learned when Republicans did it to her in the 1990s.”

One Response to “Thou shalt not criticize Me”

  1. Dr. Richard Kimball