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Sep 8th 2006

top ten suggested katie couric sign-offs

10. “Well, there’s 22 minutes of your life you can never get back.”
9. “News pH balanced. We report. You admire.”
8. “I hope to see you tomorrow night, because all I see tonight is the TelePromTer.”
7. “I’m Katie Couric, and that’s the way it is at the DNC.”
6. “That’s the news and I mean it. Does anybody want a peanut?”
5. “I’m Katie Couric and this is one sweet gig!”
4. “If you stand up for a few minutes now, you won’t get so many sofa sores.”
3. “Now you know what to think. But you don’t really have to.”
2. “Why read the news online when I get paid millions to do it for you?”
1. “What makes a muskrat guard its musk?”

via scrappleface under the title, CBS Reveals Top 10 Couric Sign-Off Suggestions. other posts of note on the front page:

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    2 Responses to “top ten suggested katie couric sign-offs”

    1. September 8th, 2006 at 11:10 am
      doug

      The “One Year Later, Some Katrina Victims Still Slow to Respond” is a classic.

    2. September 8th, 2006 at 7:09 pm
      Ryan

      Oh wow, those are great.

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