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Mar 21st 2007

True Planetary Emergency

Dan Flynn gets to the bottom of the global warming issue:

Al Gore told a Capitol Hill committee that Earth faces “a true planetary emergency” (TPE) in global warming. This, apparently, is in contrast to a fake planetary emergency (FPE). FPEs include the coming ice age, acid rain, the population bomb, and DDT poisoning. The way to weed out the TPEs from the FPEs is to determine which looming catastrophe environmentalists are currently using to scare people.

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