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Apr 16th 2004

variations on a theme

this inebriated man--not the accordion--is responsible for playing 'lady of spain'.

the phrase, “guns don’t kill people, people kill people” has lots of practical applications. [see here] (a google search for the phrase, minus “guns”). on the first page of results, a slew of variations appear, seeking to excuse each of the following–vans, motorcycles, roads, toddlers, books, and goths. however, my favorite variation on the theme has to be one i heard yesterday:

“accordions don’t play ‘lady of spain’, people play ‘lady of spain’.”

profound, indeed…then there’s this

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