variations on a theme

the phrase, “guns don’t kill people, people kill people” has lots of practical applications. [see here] (a google search for the phrase, minus “guns”). on the first page of results, a slew of variations appear, seeking to excuse each of the following–vans, motorcycles, roads, toddlers, books, and goths. however, my favorite variation on the theme has to be one i heard yesterday:
“accordions don’t play ‘lady of spain’, people play ‘lady of spain’.”
profound, indeed…then there’s this…
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