Jan
14th
2005
video: napoleon dynamite reading letterman’s top 10 list
i promised my dentist, a native of preston, idaho, that we would post this video featuring the late show’s “top ten signs you’re not the most popular guy in your high school”. napoleon dynamite (jon heder) presents the list.
and remember, kids: hygiene, tetherball, and bowhunting skills are the key to being popular with your peers. for complete instructions, get the napoleon dynamite DVD.
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Travis,
You are a man of your word. With a good set of skills you may annoy your peers, it is chicks that like a guy with skills (so says Napoleon anyway).
Thanks,
Brian
all-concompassingly has Napoleon Dynamite reading David Letterman’s “Top Ten Signs You’re Not the Most popular Guy in School”
http://www.all-encompassingly.com/archives/000539.php...
Ok, another correction - the quote is: Bow-Staff skills. DUH! Freakin Idiots!… lol
Ok, another correction - the quote is: Bow-Staff skills. DUH! Freakin Idiots!… lol
jordan, it’s both, duh. lol:
see here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/quotes. and, by the way, you only need to push “post” once. it’s weird, i know.
sorry im late i just got done taming this wild honey moon staleon for you guys…. lucky
i think that this movie was so stupid why would u wast money to go and see it if theres no plot or any thing (rember that this is my opion and not yours so dont get upset about things that matter only to me )however… this movie did have some funny sayings like “tina u fat lard eat your dinner” and everones favorite ” frecken’ idiote”
bye
I like how the last person to post on here can’t even spell.
Anyways! It’s pretty much the best movie ever made.
Like anyone could even know that AyJae.
“What you drawing Napoleon”
“Oh, a liger.”
“Whats a liger?”
“Just my favorite animal, a cross between a lion and a tiger, bred for its skills and magic”
Will someone pick me up?? Then will you bring me my chapstick?? My lips hurt real bad!!
yeaaa like Napoleon Dynamite was one of the funniest movies ever made!! something funny is like “back in 82′ i could throw a pigskin a quartermile” “how much u wanna bet i could throw this football over them mountains” hahaha yeaaa
peace out
You’re just jealous because I’ve been chatting with hot chicks online all day.
I THINK NAPOLOEN DYNAMITE IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!! (TINA YOU FAT LARD COME GET SOME DINNER)PEOPLE WHO DON’T LIKE THIS MOVIE ARE JUST PLAIN BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nepoleon dynamite sucks ass. worst movie ever.
You have shocks and pegs! Lucky.
haha Napoleon is like so stupid it’s funny. It totally cracked me up. UGH Fricken Idiot! ha the best part was when uncle Ricco throws kips steak off his plate at Napoleon omg it just cracked me up! Oh and of course “Tina you fat lard come get some ham!
Pedro for President
I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
why are you so sweaty, i have been practicing. parcticing what? SOme dance moves. (drink) that was hilarious
THE HAPPY HANDS CLUB
Vote for pedros mom
I want to buy it online
So..tell me what you did again this summer Napoleon?
Went hunting for wolverines in Alaska with my uncle.
Did you shoot any?
Ya, like 50 of them. they were attacking my cousins..what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
What kind of gun did you use?
A freakin’ 12 gauge, what do you think?
Napoloen and I are pretty much best friends right now.
are u gonna vote for summer…no….who are u voting then…im voting for pedro sanchez, gosh…hey don can i have one of those buttons? (throws button and runs away!)
Hey i loved napolean and i still do like yah and heck yes id do so many things just to meet jon heder….BUT BILLIE JOE IS BETTER WAAAAAAY BETTER look him up
I put a tutorial together - “How to Draw a Liger”:
http://kenny.gozong.com/~gozong/blog/index.php?p=29
I think Napoleon Dynamite IS the best movie ever what the freak did you think!!!!!
Can you give me step by step instructions how to draw a liger that would be the best thing you could do for me. i am your #1 fan.
AWESOME movie!!!! Cant stop reciting quotes
i am your #1 fan and i thought that it was just so awsome and i can’t stop talking and thinking about it it is the best movie that i have ever seen and i think that if u haven’t seen the movie than u need to see it or rent it but don’t forget that it is the 31 movie in America i think anyway.
dont forget that i am your #1 FAN and your movie is AWSOME!!!!!!
Napolean, Don’t be jealous just besause i’ve been chatting online with Babes, all day, lol
Rolley and Peppy Rock also does Napoleon!!
I love your sleeves there big!
haha. EARLIER IN THE WEEK JAPANESE SCIENTISTS explaced….placed exploseives… haha. napoleon i wish i was as cool as you
hehehehehehehehehehe, napoleon, ur so cool. remember people, VOTE FOR PEDRO!!!!!!!
napoleon dynamite is a rad movie, if u havent seen it ur an eejit, go and see it, cos its so worth it, tieing first only with end of the centuary (a doco film on the ramones(u no, the ramones) in my opinion. so everybody, go and watch it again, or anything, and napoleon, ill go to the formal with u, but only if u draw a picture of me:) yay, pedro is so cool, i so agree, PEDRO FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. I’m like…. “what’s with all the hate at the movie?” You know who hates it? It’s the “popular [people]” from school… that’s who hates it. They spent a better part of thier collective youth making fun of, and trying thier best to humiliate and belittle all the people like Napoleon and Pedro. The movie “humanizes” the common, unpopular folk. It’s all those “popular [um, people]” from school that feel that somehow they’re all being slighted, or made fun of by this genious movie.
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i so agree, [expletive deleted]. all the ones who were laughing at the movie, were the “popular *i shall call them fools*. its so annoying, they r so mean, its not funny. i fully agree with u Joeby, i fully agree.
i though that the movie was the best! since i live not to far from the town that is was filmed in, i thought it was really cool! it was good to see a movie made in idaho get so big and make so much money!!
well the popular people at our school loved it! They thought that is was sooooooooooooooooooo…………………………………………. cool! We even had a napoleon dynamite day at our school which is middle school, and loved it! Every one dressed up and just acted like idiots!LOL! Vote for Padro!!
Napoleon Dynamite KICK BUTT! He is so flippin’ sweet & his skills on the dance floor are awesome. It makes me want to go eat some ham. And yes - Tina the Fat Lard is my nickname! Thank you, Napoleon, for bringing skills back into my life! I LOVE YOUR TOTS!
YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE!!!!!!
Would u like to hav sum hand wove handy crafts a must hav 4 this seesons fashin. I alredy made a infiniti of those at scout camp.is there any1 else here.im tryin to earn money for college.Youre mom goes to college!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Napoleon Dynamite is teh absolute worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. Stupid is too nice of a word to describe it - perhaps idiotic, most definately a waste of time and money. When the youth of today are so pathetic that they can be entertained by such meaniless crap, and then proclaim it to be great cinematic fare, it truly signals the end of the world.
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Napoleon Dynamite is the absolute worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life.
Correction:
When the youth of today are so pathetic that they can be entertained by such meaningless crap, and then proclaim it to be great cinematic fare, it truly signals the end of the world.
i dont know where to start, this movie made want to rip my own arm off just so i could beat that moron john heder’s friggin face in, this is the worst movie to ever exist, ive seen some horrid crap movies, (i work in a movie store), this made me want to cry, and for so many of you stupid people to love this mvie so much is a clear sign that america’s youth is spiraling into the endless void of stupidity, I AM A COMPLETE MORON WITH NO BRAIN!!!!!
i would rather cram a broken beer bottle up my *** and sit in a bath tub of fire hot tabasco sauce then watch this wretched abortion of cinematic crap ever again. i would prefer to have my tongue professionally stapled to the back of rickety semi-truck as it travels 70 mph down the interstate, then sit and view this putrid, pathetic, sorry excuse of a teenage icon’s, retarted movie
Napoleon Dynamite the character is a prime example of why pregnant women shouldnt drink and smoke crack, because then your kids will grow up half friggin retarded. Pedro is nothing but a [racial slurs have been removed by admin], the stupid petophyle-look-alike brother with the black girlfriend reminds me of some friendless loser who would live in his mom’s basement at age 30 trying to learn how to fight so he doesnt get his *** kicked by the black girls real boyfriend [kip
is
30, friendless, a loser, and lives at home --admin]. and finally, Rico looks like a balding used car salesman that killed a ferret and skinned it for a hair piece, and what straight guy wears that tight of clothing? i just dont understand why so many people like this flaming bag of **** of a movie
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To “The Old Man”:
Actually, I think your pathetic spelling more aptly signals the end of the world.
I see you are drinking whole percent, is that cause you think you fat,cause your not.You could be drinking wh ole if you wanted to.I love that part!=)
Ya gotta wonder for all those that hate this movie — maybe the highlight of their life was high school — so sad - pass the tater tots ….
=)
i suck a**. i am the worst ever and i should be shot. [edited per comment policy]
who are the two hot twin sisters in the happy hands club, i want to give it to them so bad. i am a total pervert and i like men. mmmm. yummy men.
Hi there. If ya’ll are interested I wrote a messed-up song about ligers — it’s called “Shasta the Lonely Liger.” The page also includes Napoleon Dynamite liger quote and some liger pics.
Shasta the Lonely Liger Appreciation Page
Does anyone know where I can find the Happy Hands Club song? I mean the actions and stuff, duh!, freakin’ idiot, i just want to know!
FRIGGIN SWEEET STUFF
I think this is the sweetest blog I have ever seen!
“Blake
Napoleon Dynamite the character is a prime example of why pregnant women shouldnt drink and smoke crack, because then your kids will grow up half friggin retarded. Pedro is nothing but a [racial slurs have been removed by admin], the stupid petophyle-look-alike brother with the black girlfriend reminds me of some friendless loser who would live in his mom’s basement at age 30 trying to learn how to fight so he doesnt get his *** kicked by the black girls real boyfriend [kip
is
30, friendless, a loser, and lives at home –admin]. and finally, Rico looks like a balding used car salesman that killed a ferret and skinned it for a hair piece, and what straight guy wears that tight of clothing?”
Blake, thats what makes it so funny. Duh! Humour of a paraplegic donkey!
Hey guys,
thanks!!!
I’m doing a research project (on Napoleon Dynamite) and was wondering if you could spare me a few minutes. Heaps of you either loved it or hated it, but none of you really mention why. A lil insight into why would be great
Sweet Chilly
My reason for liking it: subtle, dry, and quirky humor.
Two thumbs up!
hi peps!!!!!!!
Hi peps!!!!
ANTYONE THERE
hey if any of you know the twins could you tell me their e-mail address!! they are very fit!!