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Jun 26th 2005

VIDEO: tom cruise kills oprah

this was, of course, after killing the audience by being the sappiest guest in the history of oprah (yes, i watched the whole episode and i could hardly hold down my lunch).

tom_cruise_kills_oprah.mov quicktime video

darth tom fries oprah using the dark side of the force

background on the clip is here. the creator of the video is still at large, which begs the question: ryan, did you make it?

4 Responses to “VIDEO: tom cruise kills oprah”

  1. doug

    Hilarious!

  2. looks like he’s been hangin with the star wars kid. http://www.jedimaster.net/
    where have you been if you havent seen this. travis, i lost all respect for you. how could you watch the whole thing? wife is no excuse.

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