vote kucinich - paul ‘08
having seen parts of several of the democrat and republican debates, one thing is clear: dennis kucinich and ron paul would make a great presidential ticket.
it would be the least presidential-sounding ticket ever. it would be the skinny, high-pitched nerdy-weirdo ticket. together, they would constitute the magic card ticket.
Magic: The Gathering (colloquially “Magic”, “MTG”, or “Magic Cards”) is a collectible card game created by Richard Garfield and introduced in 1993 by Wizards of the Coast…..
Each game represents a battle between powerful wizards who use the magical spells, items, and fantastic creatures depicted on individual Magic cards to defeat their opponents. [source]
i say this because their personas remind me of the guys in my high school who used to sit around playing magic cards during lunch. in fact, i wouldn’t doubt if all those ron paul internet drones are former (heck, current) magic card players. it’s all beginning to make sense now. i propose this slogan:
slightly odd. unquestionably unpresidential. just the crackpots our country needs. kucinich-paul ‘08.
imagine a debate. now, who won? (vote in our poll)
- ron paul
- ron paul
- ron paul
- ditka
- ron paul
see also LGF’s polls in response to the ron paul drones.
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Hey, seriously, I think it WOULD be a great ticket. It would take American beyond the left vs. right divide, would end U.S. imperialism, would restore the Constitution, and would hopefully reverse the de-industrialization of our country (both are anti-globalization/anti-WTO). They disagree on many things, but we might find out who killed JFK and Martin Luther King, Jr.