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Feb 28th 2004

Weirdest Quote of the Week

A strong candidate for nomination in the “What I’ve Said Is Patently Absurd But I Hope Everyone Believes It’s True” category, I bring you Roman Catholic Bishop Wilton D. Gregory. Commenting about the two recently released studies on sexual abuse by more than 4,000 priests:

“I assure you that known offenders are not in ministry…The terrible history recorded here today is history.”

Yes. It is history. And I am Donny Osmond (minus the “dorky fist pump”, see next article).

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