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May 25th 2003

what is wrong with the young people?

The NY Post reports:

Children always hit up their parents for money – but a Georgia teen went too far when he kidnapped his folks at gunpoint and forced them to write him a check for $50,000, cops say.

Justin Goldstucker, 18, allegedly told his parents, Philip and Cheryl Goldstucker, of Woodstock, “This is the way it’s going to be. You’re going to write me a check for $50,000 and I’m not going to kill you.”

Justin faces abduction, robbery and theft charges.

Justin also won’t be getting his allowance anytime soon…

One Response to “what is wrong with the young people?”

  1. Josh

    Why didn’t I think of that?? Oh yeah, I’m not a psychopath.